Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Mothers and Babies


I came across the following funny post and thought of sharing it with you :D

Your Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time,breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing

Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

Going Out
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

9 comments:

Oriental Arabesque said...

LOOOL

wallah fi mino :D

jasimd said...

Lool, nice one. :D

I'm guessing as fathers, we have the same attitude toward all the them. :D

Qwaider قويدر said...

I read this one before... I don't know where and I don't know how... but I read it

Diana said...

Mais: LOL, inshalla ma nowsal la hal mawaseel :D

Jasim: ya3ni howe the first baby bekoon makhed kol el jaw you know

Qwaider: you mean eno el post '3abrah? :(
well, I stole it from some forum :D maybe u read it there.

nido said...

looooooooool....
I loved the "you start hiding from your own children" !!!!

I don't wanna be like thaaaat:(((

ياسمين حميد said...

funny and a little bit exaggerated, but true

maioush.com said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! very funny :D

Hala said...

LOL :P

The one that grabbed my attention was the going out part. I mean, I feel like when I have a baby I can never ever leave him/her alone. I know it will happen eventually :D But it just seems like you leave part of you and go out. How can you leave part of you home?

I think I will be too emotional and well crazy!

Diana said...

Nido: Actually that was scary. Me neither! :|

Yasmine: I love your name :)
yes, funny has always to be exaggerated to some extent.

Maioush: glad that you liked it :D

Halool: you reminded me of an episode of a Syrian series, where the wife got twins and couldn't leave them with anyone, her whole life now revolves around them, she neglected her job, her husband, her social life, everything! until finally she got divorced.

I think that everything has to have limits, even our love and attachment.